Here are all of the rotating quotes that appear in our banner, including links to their sources. Please note that any links to the tryworks blog no longer function,
since Benjamin Whitmer "disappeared" that site and all its contents months ago.
Some of the other links may be nonfunctional, as well, but for less nefarious
'I consider PirateBallerina to be the most credible news source in the Denver area.'—Ward Churchill
'Guess what? By virtue of being American, you are not innocent.'—Ward Churchill
'These racial and gender studies departments sure aren't created because anything that can be called work with a straight face is expected from them.'—The Blog of Record
'Whenever The Perfesser speaks to the press, it isn't to make sure the truth is told, it's to make sure the truth has some competition.'—Jim Paine
'Tailoring the facts to fit one's theory constitutes neither good science nor good journalism. Rather, it is intellectually dishonest and, when published for consumption by a mass audience, adds up to propaganda.'—Ward Churchill
'If you can’t be right, be wrong at the top of your voice!'—Lucy Van Pelt
'I saw more stupid people in graduate school and three decades in academia than I ever did who ran 100 acres without going broke.'—Victor Davis Hanson
And, as a special treat, here is the list of phrases you can see by placing your cursor over any of the
dividers found in our various posts. Any
that are enclosed in single quotes are statements made by The Perfesser himself;
all others are our attempts at humor, wit, or sarcasm, or some combination of the three. Some are linked to the source.