CNews 20December09
From our Hold Out Both Hands department: The Delegate Assembly of the Modern Language Association condemns CU for violating Ward "If there's consequences it ain't free" Churchill's free speech rights and demands CU rehire The Perfesser forthwith. (via DrunkaBlech, from whom we steal all our news when Leah isn't forthcoming. With the news, we mean. Not that we'd turn her down or anything, but you know—hey! We're being serious here! Stop giggling! Cheez Whiz! You're, like, so immachur!)
Update (31December09): A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Quorum (from DrunkaBerk, now with Snapple-y Freshness)
CNews 19December09
DrunkaWiseGuy finds better video of The Perfesser's historic lout-shouting at Glendale Community College in Arizona w-a-y back in November. If we had to pick a favorite part, it would be where Churchill magnanimously absolves a hypothetical white person of feeling guilt for something done to the Indians back in 1620—and then insists the hypothetical person should feel responsible for what was done to the Indians back in 1620.
