What? You thought we forgot that September 19th is International Talk Like a Pirate Day? (well, yeah. we did. arrrrrrrrrrrr)
So anyway, here's Ward Churchill's legal sock-puppet's latest whining to Westword about his client's recent loss of appeal (heh. never gets old, does it) translated into Pirate:
"I don't have a lot o' hope. We should win, because t' law should be on our side -- and I think it be on our side. So this be our last shot. But t' statistical odds o' t' U.S. Supreme Court takin' this case be pretty slim. Gaaarrrrrrrr!"