Found on discarded Android near Ward Churchill's former Boulder residence:
9:30am: Wake up, note with multiple levels of gratitude that Truthforce has left for work.
10:40am: Wake up again. Get up, pull skivvies out of ass on way to kitchen to see if the coffee's still warm. Warm up cold coffee with some Gentleman Jack.
Noon: Check to see if Leonard Peltier is still in a cage.
12:30pm: Open the day's second deck of Marlboros, light one, then curse, remembering the bitch wants them smoked outside her house. Out on the patio, exhale. Curse again.
1pm-4:30pm: Stare vacantly at computer screen. Occasionally attempt to Friend Benjamin Whitmer again; change Facebook status to "bored, with benefits" then back to "Gonna own that fuckin' university!"
4:58pm: Dress. Gargle with Listerine to cover the smell of cigarettes and cheap bourbon; note for future reference Listerine's alcohol content.
5pm: Greet Truthforce upon her return from the workplace. Pretend her refusal of a welcome-home kiss is coy foreplay.
5:30pm-11:45pm: Nick At Night!
11:46pm-1am: Sleep like a baby. A self-pitying, weeping, drunken sot of a baby.
1:01am-9:30am: Move from sofa to Truthforce's bed, being very careful not to wake her or touch her in any way. Dream of what life was like when it had meaning, purpose, and a point.